A Recap of LOST

In case you missed the season premiere of Lost, have no fear, you missed nothin. Case in point, here's a brief example of the ENTIRE EPISODE:

FADE IN:
INT. HOLDING CELL
Jack is climbing the walls of his dank cell, when his captor steps in the room outside his cell.

Jack:

"WHAT AM I DOING HERE?"

His Captor is silent but looks at him.
Jack looks at her.
Captor looks at him.
Then Jack looks at her.

FADE OUT: Commercial Break

FADE IN:

Jack:

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

Captor looks at him.
Jack looks at her.
Captor looks at him, then turns and leaves the cell.

FADE OUT: Commercial FREAKIN break.

Enough with the suspense already! It's wearing a little thin. I'd like to finally have a question or two answered.

So aggravating.

And, anyone have an @merican E!xpress card and supposedly catch "extra" scenes? I havent seen them, but my bet is if you want to know what was in them, reread the above summary.

But if in the off chance that i am wrong about the special @merican e!xpress scenes (occassionally it has been known to happen) lemme know!